i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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