I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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