Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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