Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
