I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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