I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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