I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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