no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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