He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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