you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
