perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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