Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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