everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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