Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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