Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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