you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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