btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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