Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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