i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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