I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
