is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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