8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Randomize
