great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
tell me about the fingering
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