Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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