just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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