Sry I called you an 8
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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