Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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