So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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