no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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