I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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