They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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