yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sext me about skeletons
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
