Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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