I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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