i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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