Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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