Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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