do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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