You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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