you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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