Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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