How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
