You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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