and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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