Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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