i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my phone needs a breathalizer
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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