Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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