Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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