thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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