spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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